Morning thoughts

Some people are just to chipper in the morning. The guy at the desk next to me keeps talking to me. I'm in no mood to be chatty first thing in the morning. You would think my one sylable answers would be a good hint that I'm in no mood for conversation but sadly he doesn't seem to get it.

Religion

Can you prove God exist without referring to the bible?

After a long weekend...

It's the tuesday following a long weekend. You've only slept 3 hours the night before. What do you do to motivate yourself at work when all you can think about is going back to bed?
First cup of coffee this morning helped but subsequent cups seemed to make me more tired. Tempted to go home but I'm so dedicated to my job I'll stick it out. I'm also on a Solitaire winning streak.

Unfortunate Baby Name #1

Ryder Harder

Heard from my mother in law so I can't vouch for it's accuracy, but if so, I see years of therapy ahead for this child.